If you thought Hip-Hop had gone soft or safe, Choco Valens just set fire to that myth with his new scorched-earth single, “Slim Shady’s Grave.” This isn’t just another rap song; it’s a grim sermon from the passenger seat of a blacked-out ride, guided by his schuefer (a cryptic nod to a loyal driver or perhaps a metaphorical grim reaper), and fueled by a raw hunger to burn everything down. Choco isn’t asking for a seat at the table; he’s flipping the entire industry off with both hands.
This track is rage in its purest form. The haunting beat carries Choco as he paints an image of cruising through the city, gun loaded, vengeance coursing through his veins. His energy screams anti-establishment, anti-label, and anti-sellout. He’s not here for deals, branding campaigns, or polite industry handshakes. If you’re waiting for Choco to sign to your label, he says plainly: “You’ll be waiting forever.”
This isn’t your radio-friendly Friday drop; it’s a musical drive-by, and no one is safe.
The title “Slim Shady’s Grave” isn’t a diss at Eminem but a statement about where rap has gone, and where Choco plans to take it. He’s digging up the raw spirit of Hip-Hop, the part the industry tried to bury under TikTok dances and endorsement deals.
Choco is coming for everyone: music executives, mainstream artists, corrupt systems, and anyone cozy with the “satanic witchcraft” of the industry. His bars drip with disgust for those selling their souls, and he isn’t afraid to name names.
Choco Valens doesn’t pull punches. In a moment that’s already sparking fire online, he suggests Justin Bieber might be sitting on the shaft of Diddy, an explosively controversial line that’ll have headlines spinning and DMs filling up.
And that’s not all, Donald Trump and Fidel Castro both catch stray bullets from Choco’s verbal assault.
This isn’t just lyrical warfare. This is Choco declaring a holy war on the entire industry’s hypocrisy. He’s carving his own path, refusing handouts, and warning anyone thinking about stepping to him: “Say your prayers.”
With “Slim Shady’s Grave,” Choco Valens doesn’t just spit bars, he sets the industry on fire. This is what happens when an artist breaks free from every filter, cliche, and commercial leash.
If you’re sleeping on this single, wake up. Or better yet, duck.
